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No thanks, I'm on a vacation.

Anonymous asked: What makes you horny? Do you have a bf?

Everything and yes.

Nene was absolutely amazing today.

No, I actually live about an hour south of Chicago.

No, I actually live about an hour south of Chicago.

aubreyludgate:

your-butthole:

i am sobbing

I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day

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I’m sorry for reblogging this, but I scrolled past this three times on my dashboard until I realized what it was supposed to be. I cannot stop laughing and this is disgusting.

I’m sorry for reblogging this, but I scrolled past this three times on my dashboard until I realized what it was supposed to be. I cannot stop laughing and this is disgusting.

(Source: surfbortions, via camsfarts)