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My sister is dating someone named Sheldon.
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Ugh
I know no one asked me but Adele, for sure.I don’t know. I feel like Adele wouldn’t like me. Which obviously disqualifies her.
To the person who asked how my chest hair was doing:

Fine, but it is very sad that it’s friend (my beard) is gone.
Fine, but she can only sing with me in my dreams.
acciowine asked: If you could choose any celebrity to be your best friend, who would it be and why?
Ellie Goulding. For the past three? four? years I’ve really connected with her music in a lot of ways. Plus, she’s a runner and I’ve always wanted to be a runner.
I used to have dreams of singing one of her songs on a stage and then she’d come up and sing with me while holding my hand.

