Lmaooo Jacosta is too much
Anonymous asked: Do you man-scape? Your body hair looks really neat. :P
I have to. I mean, I could potentially open a wig shop.
crazy-at-the-mall asked: Be my daddy?
What’s the age requirement for “daddies” anyway? Asking for a friend.
please remember this is a selfie + emoji blog and it always has been
Julie Chen talking about Julie Chen’s eviction.
"Um, excuse me, but I’m a B List celebrity, I have 2.0 million fans, and Kim just called me to tell me about the great job I did at a fashion show so~"