All Weather Men

No thanks, I'm on a vacation.
cortonism:

Lmaooo Jacosta is too much

NOOOOOOOOO. YEESSSSSSSSSS.

cortonism:

Lmaooo Jacosta is too much

NOOOOOOOOO. YEESSSSSSSSSS.

Anonymous asked: Do you man-scape? Your body hair looks really neat. :P

I have to. I mean, I could potentially open a wig shop.

crazy-at-the-mall asked: Be my daddy?

What’s the age requirement for “daddies” anyway? Asking for a friend.

please remember this is a selfie + emoji blog and it always has been

☁️


Julie Chen talking about Julie Chen’s eviction.

Julie Chen talking about Julie Chen’s eviction.

(Source: dephnaughtical)

Customer is rude with you.

"Um, excuse me, but I’m a B List celebrity, I have 2.0 million fans, and Kim just called me to tell me about the great job I did at a fashion show so~"