February 2012
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I can't wait for next week.
See, next week I start my new job. A job sought for at [Department Store] and I really hope I’m good at it. The uniform will suck if I don’t lose about 20 pounds, but that’s totally do-able. I want to get back on the diet of Summer 2009. This was when I lost my most weight in the fastest time.
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I know it's really overdone and everyone else is...
But I really love Agyness Deyn.
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I just bought my mother a television.
A simple 32 inch Visio, but a strange sense of pride comes from giving back to the people who raised you and asked questions like, “So you want a broomstick up your ass? Because that’s what it feels like.” When you come out to them.
I got the job.
Criminals, solicitors, and shortage, WATCH OUT. There’s a new bitch in town.
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For those of you who don’t know, I smoke. Or I used to? I don’t know. It’s been three days on this shitty adhesive and it seems longer than the 7 years I have smoked. I also find out tomorrow who got the job I wanted. (I don’t really know if I didn’t get it or not.) Stress is eating me alive. Any ex-smokers with advice?
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Why am I friends with people who host Tupperware...
Better yet. Did my sister really just like a anti-abortion picture?
What is the deal?
Also, I got Top Performer by two different...
Interviews are all done and I feel a little less...
Forecast for Wednesday: Cry Showers with a foggy night.
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childcat dude says: I like when she's pouring beef on herself but the salsa is nice omg that is so perfect omg
Rofa Lee says: I tried the beef. It wasn't working properly.
childcat dude says: aw man
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The Gent is cuddling my legs while he sleeps and I...
Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch Ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch.
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bryanthephotogeek asked: Are you looking for current shows or netflix shows?
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dancingswallow replied to your post: -ryan replied to your post: Help, please. being…
Phineas and Ferb is one of the most brilliant television comedies created in a very long time. Candice(loosely paraphrasing): “Wait. I haven’t posted a self-pic on my blog in over an hour! *camera click*” Pure comic gold. (I’m being totes serious)
Come on, people. Disney Channel hasn’t produced...
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-ryan replied to your post: Help, please.
being human! and phineas and ferb lol
Phineas and Ferb. Really?
Help, please.
Name some movies/television shows that you’ve been watching lately that you would definitely recommend.
If anyone says Sherlock, I’ll bite your dick off.
January 2012
"Happy early Valentine's day."
Sorry I tapped your car.
wrestle-me asked: Can we see more pictures of you in your singlet?
Happy to know that Target is starting to be more...
Employees can now share their discount with domestic partners.
fuexx replied to your post: Life is good.
“This list better be from “least good to best” because if I serious come after whacked eyebrows I’m gonna be disappointed.”
Um, of course? ;)
Life is good.
Whacked my eyebrows. All three of my W-2’s are in. I got to see Jenna today. And now I get to cuddle the boy.
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-ryan:
i wish that martin luther king jr day movie from 30 rock was real
i’d watch the fuck out of it
i mean r2d2 is in it.
I agree with everything.
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I just downloaded Kelly Clarkson.
At a Chinese buffet in Kankakee.
One person is talking about the paternity of her kid. Another is talking about loans.
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bootytraps replied to your photo: That’s all you get. The rest are for the man I’m…
are you wearing a jockstrap?
The first one, no. The second one, yes.
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Recommend music and I'll do something fun!
Please? I’m practically bribing you.
But seriously, Ellie. Lights is tired.
I hate walking into a bathroom and smelling poo.
See, I’m the last child. Me first.