Silver German Man: Archive

shesavedtheworldalot: allweathermen replied to your photo: Happy New Year! I have fat face. You don’t have a fat face. But shit, your cheek bones are to die for It’s the Indian in me, bebe. Wish you were coming to Jenna’s, but no you’re fabulous and have to go to C Street… WHY DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BOTH LIKE 50 TIMES THAT I AM STOPPING BY?

Jan 1st

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I've brushed my teeth like five times in...

Jan 1st

muerelasvegas replied to your photo:God, I am such a douchebag. And I’m not posting… Be my papa bear? ahaha I’ve lost too much weight to be a bear. I’m more of a really fucking hairy dude. :( And I don’t look good in leather.

Jan 1st

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alligator- replied to your photo:God, I am such a douchebag. And I’m not posting… Be careful when trimming your chest hair. I almost lost a nipple today, it was tragic. I have a little band-aid over it. :( haha Shit’s dangerous. I talk to myself when I go around my nipples. “Nice and easy. Don’t hurt yourself.”

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

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CAN WE STOP POSTING SCREENCAPS OF TWITTER, ON...

ajderr: I’ll GO to Twitter if I wanna see what celebrities are tweeting about. DAMN.

Dec 31st

I thought by now I'd be 5'11. I'd be hanging out...

Executive access to other classes, Run and get me some of them big sunglasses.

Dec 31st

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I think my most favorite thing to talk about is... →

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Woah, Youtube. You've really gone overboard with...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

mynamesnothollywood asked: The amount of facial/chest hair on your blog gets me hot & bothered.

Dec 30th

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mynamesnothollywood asked: The amount of facial/chest hair on your blog gets me hot & bothered.

Dec 30th

I think rainbows are regressive and tacky.

Dec 30th

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My body use to be a temple.

afewsmallrepairs: Now it’s an amusement park.

Dec 30th

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I hate trimming nose hair more than anything in...

It’s painful. And it’s sooo..scratchy. In places where my body shouldn’t itch. It’s just repulsively gross to do, especially when you have terrible sinuses like me.

Dec 30th