Silver German Man: Archive

jtfire asked: log your blog and not to metion you are handsome X100

Feb 1st

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seriouslyflippant asked: I like "Je veux te voir" from Yelle. It's a fun little romp.

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-30) →

Santigold (208) Adele (28) Girl Talk (27) Shakira (20) Gorillaz (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Feb 1st

fuexx asked: YOUR SNEAKY LINK TRICK WILL NOT WORK ON M-
OH DAMNIT.
>:(

Feb 1st

jeveuxmonlivre asked: Do you have enough lube to get you through this blizzard?

Feb 1st

goldentemples asked: SEXY, CAN I?

Feb 1st

BUT THEN IT WORKS WHEN I TRY AGAIN. →

Feb 1st

Watching Empire Records until Scream finally...

Lazy Monday indeed.

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

What's your favorite number?

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When I type "kkk" in a chat, I always add an extra...

Jan 31st

seriouslyflippant: our houseguest, as Julia...

Jan 31st

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@rising answered "When did you come out of the...

To Myself: I do believe, at a rather young age, that I would go onto my parent’s computer in the basement and look at porn. I wasn’t at the age where I would start touching myself or anything, but I was at the age of curiosity. I liked the peepees better. But coming out of the closet to myself? I think I had that realization around the age of 13 or so. First Friend: My first friend I...

Jan 31st

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I've become a pro at taking off my pants while...

lazy n 2k11

Jan 31st

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seriouslyflippant asked: doesn't a wifebeater just *do it* for you? that was a special homosexual who designed that garment.

Jan 31st

When the girls on your floor bond because they're...

shesavedtheworldalot: JESUS, CARLY. YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT. WE WENT THROUGH 4 YEARS OF IT TOGETHER.

Jan 31st

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reblog if you wish you had a different first name.

Roger Rabbit Roger Dogder Roger That ROGER FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS. HOW ABOUT THAT? ROGER FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS.

Jan 31st

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I've gotten to that point where I don't know what...

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Jan 30th

Reasons I obviously can't work today.

It’s cold. Translation: Yes, I know it’s finally above freezing. No, I don’t care. I can’t find my work shirt. Translation: Okay, I checked the dryer and there’s no sign of it. It’s obviously gone forever. I’m tired. Translation: I stayed up late last night writing and watching television shows about prostitutes. I have no gas. Translation:...

Jan 30th

TL;DR : You're A Dirty Slut Edition

I wonder if there is something to be said from where my confidence comes from. Oddly enough, I stand tall and proud, but it doesn’t come from my low self-esteem. I feel like if I trace back my significant weight-loss, it draws close to the time I lost my virginity and my sexual exploration close after. I think my confidence comes from my sexual identity. I feel confident in knowing I can...

Jan 30th

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