April 2012
My life is in constant despair because Girlfriends...
approximately how many days a week
poopsadaisy:
is too many days to have had taco bell for every meal?
No really, I need this question answered.
IS ANYONE STILL FOLLOWING ME?
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March 2012
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Downloading Beyoncé's tour DVDs.
And yes, that is how I will be spending my night.
Or Jenna or Gabby.
You know, the real manly names.
I've just come to the conclusion that I don't like...
I like guys with wholesome names like Johnnie. And Johnnie. Or Roger.
Mainly Roger, because I can’t be giving the dude I love a big head.
Watchpieces-of-prose:
adventuresofgoldielocks:
Alex met modern warfare. Humor at any cost ensues.
GUESS WHO’S BAD AT SHOOTING HEADS?
Conversation with Boyfriend:
“This is Alex. He’s the funniest person ever.” “He lives in Canada.”
“What an introduction.”
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My entire life will revolve around finding out how...
Ding Ding
Halle Berry swimming in Gothika.
NO GIRL, DON’T RUIN THAT WEAVE.
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Got my uniform today!
Watch
awildcoryappears:
allweathermen replied to your post: Can Chad, Sharon, and Latrice just tie for first?
Chad is too old. Love the bitch. But I just cannot stand seeing her out of drag.
Sorry bout your sense of humor!
Beer/RuPaul Monday!
ahitinsweden:
White people get so butt hurt over everything, you basically, no matter what, have it better than most people in the world. Can we leave the raging to the people who deserve it. thanks
all weather men.: Scandal! Urban Outfitters has a... →
pisumsativa:
pisumsativa:
allweathermen:
That’s okay when there are blunts on those t-shirts, but FUCK NO. No one will tell my obese 16 year old daughter who is going to be pregnant in 3 months to eat less.
Yes…it’s a shirt. With a loaded, body policing message. Maybe you can’t relate to…
Right, because your experience dictates what everyone’s experience should reflect. Just because...
Scandal! Urban Outfitters has a crazy t-shirt!
pisumsativa:
allweathermen:
That’s okay when there are blunts on those t-shirts, but FUCK NO. No one will tell my obese 16 year old daughter who is going to be pregnant in 3 months to eat less.
Yes…it’s a shirt. With a loaded, body policing message. Maybe you can’t relate to being judged that way, but others can. And their experiences count.
No offense, but bite me. I’ve been 200...
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Scandal! Urban Outfitters has a crazy t-shirt!
That’s okay when there are blunts on those t-shirts, but FUCK NO. No one will tell my obese 16 year old daughter who is going to be pregnant in 3 months to eat less.
Summer Shandy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Craigslist
Rofa Lee: ARE YOU LOOKING NOW TOO?
Jen-pan: IT'S LIKE A TRAIN WRECK I JUST CAN'T
Rofa Lee: This started as me looking for a Prius. How did this happen?
Jen-pan: From Prius to penis. Why am I not surprised?
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Just found out my cousin moved to some town in New...
Random. I’m always the last to know.
Maybe she’ll go to College there or even better, graduate high school? Or maybe she just turned 21 the other day and she’ll end up a drunk like her mother.
Who knows! I’ve washed my hands clean over the drug-induced wretch she has become.
Just don’t die, dear. That would be tragic and you’d have no legacy yet.
Four years ago, if a friend were to text me at...
jonjonathanjon:
Now I’m just like
“I can’t…I’ve already put my comfy pants on.”
Fuck this. Wear comfy pants out. Roger 2012
Can anyone tell me why this stupid Super Stardust...
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"I love Janelle Monáe, but I hate her music."
Where can I get a tapeworm?
What if I shaved my head and kept a beard?
Would that be okay? Would I look like a bear?
Going out tonight for my friend's birthday
You know in those movies where the mom tries to get back into hercollegejeans? That’s what I just did. Only I succeeded. Sure, I’d pay a few thousand dollars for these tight pants to have an extra inch, but my plan is to wear them until tonight. The pants will loosen their grip on my balls, which are quite…shown, and I will have to wear a belt.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME...
